Santa: Bill Le Aao! Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip? Santa: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar! Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!
Banta: Bhai Aapke Vahan Sardi Kaisi Hai? Santa: Bilkul BSNL Jaisi Hai Banta: Matlab? Santa: Ghar Se Bahar Nikalo To Hi Lagti Hai
Santa: Are Ye Tere Hath-Pair Kaise Toot Gaee? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Wo Pados Men Jo Chaynie Rahta Hai Uski Bivi Mar Gai Pichhle Saal Hi Shadi Hui Thi Santa: To? Banta: To Kya Vah Ro Raha Tha To Maine Kaha Bhai Dukhi Mat Ho Bivi Ek Sal To Rahi Varna Chaina Ka Maal Itna Bhi Kahan Chalta Hai
Indian Bhaigiri Australians: Heyy Mate English: Heyy Bro Spanish: Hola Amigo Americans: Heyy Buddy Indians: Bc Bhai Hai Apna
Clicking Selfie: Girls - Brushes hair Pouts Smirks Brushes hair Boys - Bhai Jaldi Khich Le Hansi Aa Rahi Hai!
Pyaar + Khayal + Dhamki = Maa Pyaar + Darr = Papa Pyaar + Saath = Behen Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai Pyaar + Zindagi = Dost Pyaar + Khayal + Darr + Saath + Ladai + Dhamki = Patni